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Live at O​.​W​.​L. Fest 2021

by Percy and the Prefects

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Hi Hermione Any chance you’d be willing to tutor me Because I am in dire need Several professors are telling me I’m failing I’m struggling with even the most basic charms and spells I’ve got to figure this all out before my O.W.L.s Please Hermione Any chance you’d be willing to tutor me I’ve seen you at the library Studying with Ron and Harry They’re cool but I don’t think they appreciate All the things you do for them when they choose to procrastinate I could never do that to you I’d respect your time Shower you with gratitude You deserve to be treated that way I’d hang on to every word you say Hi Hermione Any chance you’d meet me our next trip to Hogsmeade We could get coffee And chat about our fellow magical creatures needs Please give me your two cents of all the good we need to do While I give my two sickles to join S.P.E.W. Please Hermione Any chance you’d meet me our next trip to Hogsmeade I’ve seen you promote your society Without help from Ron or Harry What kind of friends wouldn’t support you They treat it like a joke calling it spew Saying they’re happy is a lousy excuse It’s programmed thinking from generations of abuse Let’s meet up and knit a hat or two And think up ways to build S.P.E.W. Hi Hermione Any chance you’re wanting to go out with me Because I have been falling For you since I first saw you at sorting Now I’m struggling with even the most basic charms and spells My mind can’t focus while it’s tangled up inside those gorgeous curls Please Hermione Let me know if you want to go out with me Please Hermione Any chance you’d be willing to tutor me
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She tore my thesis to pieces In her comments she just handed back Now I’m worried about my weekend Because I’m seeing more red than black Professor McGonagall I’ve been working on my behavior As a procrastinator But it’s hard to change one’s nature McGonagall I actually find my mind works better When under the stress of time pressure I’m not trying to make an excuse and sure I’d be happy to Take your notes into consideration Correct my spelling and punctuation And clear up some of my thoughts on Transfiguration But please don’t make me start over Even if I spent days on a rewrite I wouldn’t be any closer To the quality of writing you’re hoping to find And I’m sure that you’ve got things you’d rather do Then trudge again through my parchment lines Please don’t make me start over I’m begging you to let this one slide this time Where do I even start? I don’t remember any of this from class I wish you gave points for effort But I guess I still wouldn’t get much for that There's been a lot on my mind My best mate's been up against merpeople and a dragon So this is worse than what I typically hand in and then My essays normally get peer-reviewed But the night before this was due She was at the library with I’d rather not say who Please just don’t make me start over Even if I spent days on a rewrite I wouldn’t be any closer To the quality of writing you’re hoping to find And I’m sure that you’ve got things you’d rather do Then trudge again through my parchment lines Please don’t make me start over I’m begging you to let this one slide This time This time This time This time Wish I could start this year Before this ship sailed into her life Wish I would have told her What’s really been on my mind Please don’t make us start over Please don’t make us start over Please don’t make us start over Please don’t make us start over
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I never thought I’d be so scared to be under the sun What if they knew what happens once a month 27 days of normal, and then the painful one Getting ready for 7 years of shuns But now I’m in the sorting hat And there’s no turning back Thanks Mom and Dad, thank you Dumbledore, thank you Gryffindors for all that you do Getting to be here with you, makes up for the moon A dog, a rat, a wolf, a stag, running through the trees I guess we’re friends, we just really might be Not so alone on full moon nights, with all of you with me But always waiting for it all to be a dream But school is going really good With my brothers in the woods Thank you James, thank you Sirius, thank you Peter for all that you do Marauding out under the sun, makes up for the moon But now I’m up in front of class Teaching students to fight back Thank you Ron, thanks Hermione, thank you Harry for all that you do A class full of learning and fun, makes up Thank you Ron, thanks Hermione, thank you Harry for all that you do A class full of learning and fun, makes up for the moon
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I walk the streets of Hogsmeade in this broken body it's been almost a year since the triwizard cup since I died in that tournament I'm heading to Madame Puddifoot's where I took Cho Chang last Valentine's and I know no one can see me I'm just going to pass the time but there in the window I see her sharing a table with Harry Potter the one that was there the night that I died how dare he sits in that chair while I'm freezing outside This is going to be a lonely valentine's I spent months studying in the Hogwarts library trying to find some kind of spell that will let her see dead people if only fairy tales existed I'd run straight home and grab my Tales of Beedle the Bard and start my quest for the resurrection stone Fred and George can I have some of your candy make it the kind that gives never ending nose bleeds it's not for me it's for my old pal Harry just give me anything that will get him out of that seat This is going to be a lonely valentine's there's no one to be mine I'm here watching my Cho Chang as she... wait she's looking towards me I wave and I scream could she possibly see me but no she turns back to her coffee with Harry This is going to be a lonely valentine's Let's take it back to the hangleton graveyard my body cold on the ground your spell was locked with Voldemort's and I came out of your wand And I asked you to take my body back to my dad sadly I didn't think to say hey Harry keep your hands off Cho Chang
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Dumbledore couldn't have known when he brought me here He wanted family blood so the charm would be stronger In a muggle home where my childhood would be somewhat regular Away from the magic world where I'm one of the most famous wizards No one would have guessed with the death of James and Lily Her sister given care of their baby That she tucked him away under the stairs in the cupboard An extra room upstairs, I'm stuck alone in the cupboard Found on your porch and brought inside, A scarred baby but not your own Though #4 Privet Drive houses me, It's not my home. Petunia had no warning she'd be a carer for two She doubled her baby load the night she heard the news Now that I've had my own I can feel for her for what she was asked to do But I also now know how it feels to have a toddler beaming up at you How much did you hate James and Lily That you couldn't bond with their baby You just fed, clothed, and left him under the stairs in the cupboard Does anybody care what's under the stairs in the cupboard Found on your porch and brought inside, A scarred baby but not your own Though #4 Privet Drive houses me, It's not my home. When 13 and asked to find a memory Strong enough to fight against my mother's dying scream The first one able to conjure something Was learning your cupboard no longer houses me Houses me I worry that all these magical things are nothing more than trauma-induced fantasies Still tucked away under the stairs in the cupboard, dreaming up an escape from under the stairs in the cupboard Anything to give my parents' death meaning, a reason for the suffering from the Dursleys A piece of me's forever asleep in the cupboard, dreaming up an escape from under the stairs in the cupboard Found on your porch and brought inside, You've scarred me, deeper than my bolt #4 Privet Drive is still haunting Now that I've grown Though #4 Privet Drive houses me It's not my home.
6.
Your rat is a freaky little man He's a death eater was part of a dark plan He betrayed the parents of your best friend Now they’re dead and he’s going to kill again Yeah he’s going to kill again Yes it’s true he started as my pet But I never took to him not the way that you did I think it’s sweet the way that you reacted How your life had ended when you thought he was dead Every boy needs a best friend Yours just turned out to be a freaky little man He’s done things that I’ll never understand First he cut off his finger next he’ll cut off his hand And how many nights did you spend with that murderer in your room With nothing to do except to stare at you watch while you snooze When you’re lazy we can always tell Because the burrow starts to fill with that horrible smell We get on to you for days and days Before you finally clean out that full grown man’s cage Is it cute when he eats from your hand That freaky little man nibbling from your hand And when it’s stormy I bet it’s nice To have him to hold tight protect you through the night And how many secrets did you whisper and keep Just between you two Of dreams you’d hope would come true of Hermione and you Now he’s telling you know who Scabbers is not a rat he’s a man Which makes it weird that you used to play with him Scabbers is not a rat he’s a man And I bet he’s missing his old friend
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I’m sorry Harry Potter I said things that were wrong But I never bothered To personally make my apologies So I’m doing it now No I won’t wait any longer I’m sorry Harry Potter I tainted your name, called you a liar A liar who self-servingly told stories But you spoke honestly Even clear back to the goblet of fire Thanks to Trelawney’s prophesy You landed a target on your forehead And your enemy He wouldn’t sleep until you were long dead Infant celebrity, the critics all watching You battling the dark lord On top of puberty That’s lots to deal with as a teenager And so I say I’m sorry I’m sorry Harry Potter Your Nimbus 2000 bit that whomper That whomper crushed your broom into bits to toothpicks But it’s okay because your firebolt is faster and stronger I’m sorry Harry Potter That Hedwig got caught in cross fire Cross fire took your sanctuary only peace When stuck with the Dursleys But that won’t be the last time you see her I’m sorry Harry Potter That Voldy killed your mom and your father Your father never got to raise his boy his joy Before your home was destroyed But I’m sure he’d be proud of his little Potter Thanks to Trelawney’s prophesy You landed a target on your forehead And your enemy He wouldn’t sleep until you were long dead Infant celebrity, the critics all watching You battling the dark lord On top of puberty That’s lots to deal with as a teenager And so I say I’m sorry

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Recorded live at O.W.L. Fest 2021, on March 27th, 2021

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released April 13, 2021

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Percy and the Prefects Norman, Oklahoma

You didn't know Percy Weasley, Lucius Malfoy, and Remus Lupin were in a Wizard Rock band together?

It all started when Percy found an old portrait of Cedric Diggory. Together they started the band Percy and the Prefects.

Cedric's portrait had other dreams to pursue, so Percy found Lucius and Remus to complete the band.

Past Prefects:
Tom Riddle, Albus Dumbledore, Horace Slughorn
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