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Which is Witch Demos

by Percy and the Prefects

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Last week we found Hanging up upside down A petrified Mrs. Norris Enemies of the heir Written here beware The chamber of secrets has been opened As a prefect I must protect my fellow students of Hogwarts I skip dinner just to see her but what do I find Ron stop going into the girls bathroom First of all you appear In this hall listen here Ron you’re a prime suspect Second thing ladies room What’s wrong with you Ron that’s a girl’s bathroom Can’t you see the difference between the signs marking the toilets Which is witch and which is wizard it can’t be that hard Last year Halloween When you saved Hermione They found you in the girls bathroom That one time let it slide But now you’re back inside Ron don’t make this a habit And if anything think about me your wonderful prefect brother Percy If people assume you’re in the womens room it looks bad on me
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Ten Galleons 03:35
Ten Galleons on you Harry I don’t even have them to spend But Penny wants to bet and she’ll be dead broke When you leave with that snitch in your hand Back in his first year his first flying class Malfoy was there being the usual git The remembrall he sent it soaring Potter took off just barely snatching it What happened then you could call fate He is about to change the rules are about to change Harry Potter his true home is out on the quidditch pitch Harry Potter I heard when he was born he flew out on a broomstick Harry Potter the first first year to play flying is in his bones Harry Potter when he grabs that snitch we'll both be grabbing gold My finances well I’m a Weasley I’ve barely ever had galleon to my name But with you Harry I know there’s no risk When the snitch shows you’ll be ending the game But she doesn’t think you can beat Cho Chang Well she is about to change yeah she’ll be cheering your name Harry Potter Let’s all go down to the quidditch pitch We all know Griffindor is going to win Because Harry has got the eye for that golden snitch He’ll be bringing me home lots of galleons
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Mad-Eye Moody what is that you’re doing You’ve got your little flask you don’t hide As you open and pour the potion inside A pick me up put me down All these pains you’re trying to drown Was aurorship too much to handle I think you set a lousy example I’ve had my share of defense against the dark arts professors From Quirrell to the phony then a werewolf But from what I’ve heard you’re the worst I’m sure it’s difficult to manage missing a leg and missing an eye I’ll give you house points for that but I don’t like your teaching style Those three curses were banned for a reason They’re unforgivable even in a classroom demonstration Isn’t there curriculum Just stick to ministry approved education Can I ask about your strange interest in Harry Potter We still haven’t figured out how his name got in the goblet of fire He has done surprisingly well for himself in the first two tasks We suspect he is getting some help Would you know anything about that I’ve heard stories from the wizarding war How you’re known as the greatest auror And as I understand you filled half of Azkaban But please reconsider your retirement plan Mad-Eye I just heard About Barty Crouch Junior that’s absurd I’m sure it stunk locked in your trunk Forget this whole tune because I never knew you
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Your rat is a freaky little man He's a death eater was part of a dark plan He betrayed the parents of your best friend Now they’re dead and he’s going to kill again Yeah he’s going to kill again Yes it’s true he started as my pet But I never took to him not the way that you did I think it’s sweet the way that you reacted How your life had ended when you thought he was dead Every boy needs a best friend Yours just turned out to be a freaky little man He’s done things that I’ll never understand First he cut off his finger next he’ll cut off his hand And how many nights did you spend with that murderer in your room With nothing to do except to stare at you watch while you snooze When you’re lazy we can always tell Because the burrow starts to fill with that horrible smell We get on to you for days and days Before you finally clean out that full grown man’s cage Is it cute when he eats from your hand That freaky little man nibbling from your hand And when it’s stormy I bet it’s nice To have him to hold tight protect you through the night And how many secrets did you whisper and keep Just between you two Of dreams you’d hope would come true of Hermione and you Now he’s telling you know who Scabbers is not a rat he’s a man Which makes it weird that you used to play with him Scabbers is not a rat he’s a man And I bet he’s missing his old friend

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released June 25, 2016

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Percy and the Prefects Norman, Oklahoma

You didn't know Percy Weasley, Lucius Malfoy, and Remus Lupin were in a Wizard Rock band together?

It all started when Percy found an old portrait of Cedric Diggory. Together they started the band Percy and the Prefects.

Cedric's portrait had other dreams to pursue, so Percy found Lucius and Remus to complete the band.

Past Prefects:
Tom Riddle, Albus Dumbledore, Horace Slughorn
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